Rule The Social World Around You

whenever i look at my "EX"...
i wonder
was i drunk during the entire relationship...

Paяty big, 
dяink Łoads, 
go on dates, 
cheat 
& u'ŁŁ die..
eat heaŁthy, 
stay fit, 
woяk hard, 
b loyal 
& u'ŁŁ stiŁŁ die...
choose foя uя seŁf....

Prove:1Re=1ps
Solution:
LHS=1Re
=100ps
=10ps*10ps
=0.1rup*0.1rup
=0.01rup
=1paise !

FOUND ANY MISTAKE?
NO NA..
ha ha ha.... 

Question : Who can stop 50 Cars with One Hand??
Answer: No...no..its not Superman or Batman...
Its the Traffic Policeman!!

Once it so happened in a flight that,
James Bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy Both were traveling to US.
Telugu Guy: Hello May I know your name please?
James Bond: I am Bond... James Bond....... and you?
Telugu Guy: I am Sai... Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai ... Laxminarayana
Siva Venkata Sai... Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Sitaramanjaneyula
Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Bulusupalli
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
Bond faints!!!!

It’s very easy
to eat sweet chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams
but
It’s very difficult
to
find a sweet person.
but I salute you.
that you find me. 

GIRL : Da, Tell one beautiful poem ?
BOY : When I see you, I forget about myself...
GIRL : WOW..! THen..!
BOY : When I see your sister, I forget about you.. ;)

In Exam Hall Boy Askd To A Girl:
'Mjhe Bs Is Answr Ki Starting Bta Do
Baki Mai Likh Lunga.'

Lrki Ne Dhyan Se Idhr Udhr Dekha,
Phir Dheere Se Boli:

' The....':-D

LOG KEHTE H....
PYAR K BINA ZINDAGI NAI HOTI.
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BUT I PERSONALLY FEEL THAT..
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"OXYGEN" JYADA JARURI H...... 

1 FRESH FULL LOVE STORY.
1 REXONA NAAM KI LADKI THI JIS K PARENTS KA
NAAM SYNA AUR CINTHOL THA.
1 MARGO NAM KA LADKA THA
JO REXONA O LOVE KARTHA THA.
AUR REXONA BHI MARGO KO APNA LIFE BOY BANANA CHAHATI THI
DONO KA LOVE PEARS KI THARAH SAAF SHUTRA THA.
DONO KI SHADDI FAIR N LOVELY GARDEN MEIN HOTI HAI.
SHADI MEIN DETTOL,MEDIMIX,LUX,FAA,NIRMA,VIVEAL,FIAMA D"VILSA,PONDS,ETC...
AATE HAI SHAADI K KUCH SAAL BAD UNKE JUDWA BACHE HOTE HAI JISKA NAAM
JHONSON N JHONSON.
YEH SIERF 1 TARIKA THA AAPKO BATANE KA KI BAZAR MEIN ITNE SABUM MILTE HAI
TOH AAP KRUPIYA TAKLEEF KARKE
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AAJ NAHA LIJIYE 

Govt kahti hai ki
ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit krsakti hai.
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pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h.
uska kya??

Devdas Ki Sari Umar Bit Gyi 1 Paro Ko Pane Me.
wah wah..
Devdas Ki Sari Umar Bit Gyi 1 Paro Ko Pane Me.
Itne me To Pura Girls College Pat Jata Aj ke Jamane Me.

Mövies Öf COLEGE Life,
(clässes)=Bärdäsht (Attendäce)=Herä Pheri
(cläss RoOm)=Nö Entry (Teächer)=jänidushman
(Exäm)=Evil Deåd (Exäminer)=DOn
(Friend Düring Päper)= Hm Apk Hain Kaün? (Vivä)=ncOünter
(Märking)=Andhä känÖön (Exäm Time)=Kyämät
(cheäting)=Lge RhÖ Münnä Bhai (Qüestion Päper)= Päheli
(Answer Päper)=Körä Käghäz (Resült)=Sädmä
(Päss)=chämätkär (Fail)=Devdäs (Fütüre)=Na tum jano na hum...

seene m dil
dil m dard
dard m ykin
ykin m khyal
khyal m khwab
khwab m tsvir
tsvir m aap
itna drawna khwab
baap r baap

When i got key to success ,
some1 changed the lock:P

YaaRo ah KuDiYan da Ne sMJh AiYa MaaMLa SaLLa_____
J JaYaDa BuLaiYe KeHn
MunDa FLiRTy,
J NaH BuLaiYe KeHn
aTTiTuDe BaLLa____:p;) 

21st century alphabetic words
Latest from Nursery Schools:
A: APPLE B: BLUETOOTH C: CHAT D: DOWNLOAD E: E MAIL
F: FACEBOOK G: GOOGLE H: HEWLETT PACKARD I: iPHONE
J: JAVA K: KINGSTON L: LAPTOP M: MESSENGER N: NERO
O: ORKUT P: PICASSA Q: QUICK HEAL R: RAM S: SERVER
T: TWITTER U: USB V: VISTA W: WiFi X: Xp Y: YOU TUBE Z: ZORPIA 

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